But oh, to be free. Not to have to go “Poof! What do you need, “Poof! What do you need, Poof! What do you need?”. To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let’s get real here, that’s never gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mama, ooh, didn’t mean to make you cry



I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

You said it yourself, Bitch.  We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.

It’s just the hat, it brings out my eyes :)