Chris Pratt for Men’s Fitness (USA - July/August 2014)


blue and white sweaters

Your secret is safe with me. And to even it out I’m going to tell you all of my secrets.

But oh, to be free. Not to have to go “Poof! What do you need, “Poof! What do you need, Poof! What do you need?”. To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let’s get real here, that’s never gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mama, ooh, didn’t mean to make you cry